shakespearean dialogue
SHAKESPEAREAN NEW ENGLISH DIOLOUGE
RING, RING, RING
kevin: Hellostacy: Hey babyKevin: Hey what's upStacy: Nothing, hows my baby doing?Kevin: i'm good and youStacy Fine...Kevin, you love me riteKevin: course i love you, your my world! Baby i wana marry you.Stacy: Aw i love you to. I want to tell you somethingKevin: What is itStacy: I'm pregnantKevin: You talking to me? Well i'm the only one here...W.T.F, that pigeon-egg aint mineStacy: Pigeon, what happened to " i wana marry you"?Kevin: that was before i knew you were nut hookedStacy: i've only been with your rank ass. I just hate you and i hate your fat assKevin:w/e you saucy half-faced b.... im out!
CONVERSATION ENDED
Stacy: I can't believe i gave my panties to a geek
RING, RING, RING
kevin: Hellostacy: Hey babyKevin: Hey what's upStacy: Nothing, hows my baby doing?Kevin: i'm good and youStacy Fine...Kevin, you love me riteKevin: course i love you, your my world! Baby i wana marry you.Stacy: Aw i love you to. I want to tell you somethingKevin: What is itStacy: I'm pregnantKevin: You talking to me? Well i'm the only one here...W.T.F, that pigeon-egg aint mineStacy: Pigeon, what happened to " i wana marry you"?Kevin: that was before i knew you were nut hookedStacy: i've only been with your rank ass. I just hate you and i hate your fat assKevin:w/e you saucy half-faced b.... im out!
CONVERSATION ENDED
Stacy: I can't believe i gave my panties to a geek
